Late-night television laughs at the lackluster showing for President Donald Trump's "big stupid birthday parade" as they contrast the sleepy VIPs, squeaky tank and drones being held aloft by soldiers to the millions that turned out across the nation for "No Kings" protests.

Americans are divided over the "No Kings" protests, which were held across the country on June 14, according to new polling. The demonstrations - which coincided with President Donald Trump's 79th birthday and the U.

“The most threatening sound to an oligarch is laughter.”

A flagship "No Kings" march and rally are planned in Philadelphia, but no events are scheduled to take place in Washington, D.C., where the military parade will take place on Trump's 79th birthday. Organizers of the protests say they want to take attention away from the parade.